Al

[Charlie]

I finished the milk but I replaced it with beer. I hope this is an acceptable trade.

[Girls]

Lost my journal under laundry. All is well?

[Oliver and George separately]

Are we fighting/sulking/indifferent?

[/end wards]

I was given a rabbit's foot today. Even crazy homeless people think I need better luck.

[Private to Friends who don't work for the Ministry]

Great. They went and made a martyr out of him. Fuck our lives.

[/end]

[Private to Robbie]

Are you okay? I know what he meant to you because of Cedric. Just Let me know if you want company, or anything.

[Private to George]

You're a pathetic wanker, you know that? You fucking cry about how you want to change and do more and instead you fucking run away. I realize you feel guilty and think Fred would have done so much better if he were alive but he's not alive. I'm not disappointed that you're not him like you seem to think. I'm disappointed in the fact that you were a great man. With or without Fred. You made each other better but you were both awesome.

Now you're a sniveling pile of shit. You have a daughter, George. A daughter that depends on you for everything. Get over yourself and take care of her. She deserves more than having a grown man choose a pity party over his own flesh and blood.

Man up, this is getting old.

[Private to Friends]

I'm back in town, sorry for the poorly planned holiday.

[Ang]

How you holding up, champ?

[Adrian]

My friend gets hurt again because of you and I'll kill you myself.

[Pye]

How are you at fixing broken noses?

[Robbie]

I don't know how you convinced them to let me keep my wand but I owe you. Again.

Thanks.

Thank fuck, my tits are finally back.

What did I learn from this whole experience? It's really hard to piss standing up when drunk.

[Private to Justin]

When there is a large man in your flat don't be alarmed. I have grown a wang.

[/end]

[Private to Charlie]

You didn't tell me that sex with too many men at once would turn me into a man. Fucking hell. Friends WARN friends, mate.

[/End]

That's all it takes to get off? Seriously? Seriously?

[Warded to Robbie and Justin Separately]

Odds of me getting my wand taken away? Honestly.

[/End]

It is hot as balls. I'm going swimming and someone should join me. I'll even start a bonfire and burn hotdogs on the beach. (Yes, they are rocky beaches. Yes, you can deal with it).

Hufflepuffs, who knew?

[Private to Friends]

Not that you would, but don't come looking for me at my flat. I've been temporarily displaced.

I'm coming over.

There are enough Slytherin photos floating around. It's time for some attractive people.

( My friends are hotter than your friends )

Oh Ministry, you sure now how to make me feel like a naughty teenager. It makes me all tingly inside.

[Friends of Anthony (minus Anthony)]

Go check on your friend before he does something fucking stupid.

[/end]

[Private to Robbie]

Tell me you are alive RIGHT now.

[/end]

I'm getting drunk. Someone pull me out of a gutter later. I'll be outside the Leaky. [added after Micheal's comment:] Tomorrow, I'm getting drunk tomorrow.

Who did it?

[Robbie]

Oi mate, you know Padma Patil?

[/end]

Getting rid of the Slytherin house is a horrible idea. Who will be the butt of jokes then? Hufflepuffs? Too easy.

[Private to Robert Indeepshit Stebbins]

What the fuck?

[/end]

What's the point of putting TWO tracking charms on me if you're not going to use them to see that I haven't bloody done anything. Shouldn't you be using that time dealing with actual criminals?

You wankers owe me a job.

I'm going to lose my bloody flat you

[Friends]

I need a bottle of firewhiskey and a nose to break now.

[Charlie]

How the fuck were you kids not taught how to properly put on a rubber? I mean, fuck.

[/end Charlie]

Two tracking charms? A wee bit excessive, don't you think?

Also, explaining why I have a random ass metal bar in my knee when I go through a metal detector is a bit ridiculous.

If you don't hear from me again blame the green dragon.

It has eight kinds of liquor and I plan on conquering them all. Onwards to greatness!

You've branded me, you've tracked me, you've limited when and where I can go places. Now that you have me rounded up should I be expecting to go to slaughter?

Shooting fish in a barrel is a pretty lame way of doing things. You should try to challenge yourself, might be fun.

I'm jumping off of a bridge tomorrow, who is going to join me?

[Private to Anthony]

I misjudged you. S So My bad.

[Private to George]

You're not a fucking coward so stop acting like it. I'm here when you're ready.


Remember: do stupid things in groups not alone.